While commercing, I came across something startling. I am losing my eye sight OR giant ogres are pro ninjas and have super stealth like Superman. (I kid you not.)
Example A:
Note the large body portion. Despite this ogre's attempt to hide himself, you can clearly see he is not a rock. In fact, he looks like an ogre holding up a costume. Yet for whatever reason, I always find myself running into these suckers. Flippin' ninja.
Example B:
Here, Mr. Ninja Giant Ogre is pretending to be a tree. You can clearly see his two fat legs protruding out from under the trunks of the tree, as well as his arms holing up the costume. As obvious as this one was, I ran into this one right after I killed a friend of his, Mr. Ninja-in-Training Giant Ogre. Too sneaky. Too sneaky....
Now, if any of them looked like this:
I wouldn't feel so stupid. I mean, look at this guy. (I initially had to do a double take.) He looks like a tree! Did I run into him? NOOOooOOOO. While I seem to dodge bandits dressed well in disguise, I fall victim to these instead:
In conclusion: I'm an idiot.